Brad Paisley

Track Listing

1. 1. All I Wanted Was A CarListen
   (Brad Paisley, Chris DuBois, Kelley Lovelace)

2. 2. TicksListen

   Everytime you take a sip
   In this smoky atmosphere
   You press that bottle to your lips
   And I wish I was your beer
   And in the small there of your back
   Your jeans are playing peek-a-boo
   I'd like to see the other half
   Of your butterfly tattoo
   
   Hey that gives me an idea
   Lets get out of this bar
   And drive out into the country
   And find a place to park
   
   'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
   I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
   I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
   And I'd like to check you for ticks
   
   I know the perfect little path
   In these woods I used to hunt
   Don't worry babe, I've got your back
   And I've also got your front
   I'd hate to waste a night like this
   I'll keep you safe you wait and see
   The only thing allowed to crawl all over you
   When we get there is me
   
   You know ever guy in here tonight
   Would like to take you home
   But I've got way more class than them
   And that ain't what I want
   
   'Cause I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
   I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
   I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
   And I'd like to check you for ticks
   
   Oooh, you never know where one might be
   And oooh, there's lots of places that are hard to reach
   
   I'd like to see you out in the moonlight
   I'd like to kiss you way back in the sticks
   I'd like to walk you through a field of wildflowers
   And I'd like to check you for ticks
   
   Oh, I'd sure like to check you for ticks
   

3. 3. OnlineListen

   I work down at the Pizza Pit
   And I drive an old Hyundai
   I still live with my mom and dad
   I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
   I'm a scifi fanatic
   A mild asthmatic
   And I've never been to second base
   But there's whole ‘nother me
   That you need to see
   Go checkout MySpace
   
   'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
   I'm 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
   I drive a Maserati
   I'm a black-belt in karate
   And I love a good glass of wine
   It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
   I tell them I don't want nothing serious
   'Cause even on a slow day
   I could have a three way
   Chat with two women at one time
   I’m so much cooler online
   So much cooler online
   
   When I get home I kiss my mom
   And she fixes me a snack
   And I head down to my basement bedroom
   And fire up my mac
   In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
   Is when I got the chance with the marching band
   To play tuba in the Rose Parade
   
   Online I live in Malibu
   I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
   I'm single and I'm rich
   And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
   It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
   I tell them I don't want nothing serious
   'Cause even on a slow day
   I could have a three way
   Chat with two women at one time
   I’m so much cooler online
   Yeah, I'm cooler online
   
   When you got my kind of stats
   It’s hard to get a date
   Let alone a real girlfriend
   But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
   Every time I login
   
   Online
   I’m out in Hollywood
   I’m 6 foot 5 and I look damn good
   Even on a slow day
   I could have a three way
   Chat with two women at one time
   I’m so much cooler online
   Yeah, I’m cooler online
   I’m so much cooler online
   Yeah, I’m cooler online
   

4. 4. Letter To MeListen

   If I could write a letter to me
   And send it back in time to myself at 17
   First I'd prove it's me by saying look under your bed
   There's a Skoal can and a Playboy no one else would know you hid
   And then I'd say I know it's tough
   When you break up after seven months
   And yeah I know you really liked her and it just don't seem fair
   All I can say is pain like that is fast and it's rare
   
   And oh you got so much going for you going right
   But I know at 17 it's hard to see past Friday night
   She wasn't right for you
   And still you feel like there's a knife sticking out of your back
   And you're wondering if you'll survive
   You'll make it through this and you'll see
   You're still around to write this letter to me
   
   At the stop sign at Tomlinson and Eighth
   Always stop completely don't just tap your breaks
   And when you get a date with Bridgett make sure the tank is full
   On second thought forget it that one turns out kinda cool
   Each and every time you have a fight
   Just assume you're wrong and dad is right
   And you should really thank Mrs. Brinkman
   She spent so much extra time
   It's like she sees the diamond underneath
   And she's polishin' you 'til you shine
   
   And oh you got so much going for you going right
   But I know at 17 it's hard to see past Friday night
   Tonight's the bonfire rally
   But you're staying home instead because if you fail Algebra
   Mom and dad will kill you dead
   Trust me you'll squeak by and get a C
   And you're still around to write this letter to me
   
   You've got so much up ahead
   You'll make new friends
   You should see your kids and wife
   And I'd end by saying have no fear
   These are nowhere near the best years of your life
   
   I guess I'll see you in the mirror
   When you're a grown man
   P.S. go hug Aunt Rita every chance you can
   
   And oh you got so much going for you going right
   But I know at 17 it's hard to see past Friday night
   I wish you'd study Spanish
   I wish you'd take a typing class
   I wish you wouldn't worry, let it be
   I'd say have a little faith and you'll see
   
   If I could write a letter to me
   To me
   

5. 5. I'm Still A GuyListen

6. 6. Some MistakesListen

7. 7. It DidListen
   (Jim Collins, Marv Green)

8. 8. Mr. PolicemanListen

9. 9. If Love Was A PlaneListen

10. 10. Oh Love (feat. Carrie Underwood)Listen

11. 11. Better Than ThisListen
    (DuBois, David Lee Murphy, Trent Willmon)

12. 12. With You, Without YouListen

13. 13. Previously

14. 14. Bigger Fish To Fry

15. 15. When We All Get To HeavenListen
    (Eliza Hewitt, Emily Wilson)

16. 16. ThrottleneckListen
    (Paisley, Frank Rogers, Ben Sesar) Awarded Grammy award for Best Country Instrumental on 02.10.08

17. 17. Bonus Outtakes

18. 18. Bonus Outtakes

19. 19. Waitin' On A Woman (Bonus Track)Listen